Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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