Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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