It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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