that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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