when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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