Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Green mimosas i think yes
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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