Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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