i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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