so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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