Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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