'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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