No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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