Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
