dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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