I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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