Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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