Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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