it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
