Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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