it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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