i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I take back everything I said about communal showers
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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