Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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