jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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