Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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