As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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