The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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