whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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