I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize