fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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