this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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