Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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