I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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