Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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