Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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