I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There r osticjed everywhere
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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