Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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