you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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