The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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