The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Randomize
