Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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