Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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