does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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