wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
