NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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