Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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