i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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