why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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