chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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