their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
