I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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